| Tips
For Impressing The Music Reviewer
August
23, 2004
by Michael Walls
I recently read an article on Music
Dish about First Impressions. It was directed towards
musicians looking to impress record labels, to promote
themselves to radio stations, to get gigs or to get reviews
of their music.
Many of these “tips” are obvious – be
polite, be upbeat, be clear and be professional. These
are the same tips you'd use for a job interview or to
find a date to the prom. But I though the article lacked
real practical knowledge for today's struggling indie
artists. So as a music reviewer and avid supporter of
indie music, I decided to write my own list of “Tips
for impressing the music reviewer.”
Tip #1: The music
Make good music. This is a completely obvious and yet
useless tip – as music is subjective. Point is –
you are an artist. Put all of your efforts into making
music that you’re proud of. Only then should you
worry about the marketing and promoting (i.e., 3-song
demos rarely say anything about your ability to create
a complete product, rather it says you're more worried
about what people think).
After you've completed your masterpiece, do everything
you can to get the music out to people who may be able
to help you (labels, reviewers, radio stations, etc.),
as well as gigging as much as possible so the end users
(consumers) will have the chance to see and hear you.
Please, please, please, don't waste valuable time and
money on slick packaging presentations. See Tip #2.
Tip #2: Your press kit
I’m going to be completely honest with you –
I rarely look at press kits anymore.
When I started this website four years ago, I use to get
a few CDs a month. It was cool to check out all these
new bands. I’d look at the big 8x10 glossy photo
of the band, thumb through some of the press write-ups
or band bios, trying to get a “feel” for the
music before I actually listened to it. Then I’d
pop the CD into my computer and cringe at the dreadful
noise emanating from my speakers. I would always be amazed
at the amount of time and effort and creativity put into
a press kit, only to be completely disappointed by the
music.
On the flipside of this, I’ve received completely
non-descript press kits containing absolute jewels of
music. Some of the best music I’ve received, and
reviewed, were sans a press kit.
Of course, I’ve also found excellent music wrapped
in excellent promotional materials, and visa versa, found
poor marketing packages with equally poor CDs. But the
bottom line is – as a music reviewer and as a supporter
of indie music – I always listen to the music. A
press kit rarely does anything to expedite or hinder my
eventual goal of listening to every single CD submitted
for review consideration. And a press kit never affects
my opinion about an artist or band. All I’m reviewing
is the music.
Nowadays, the CDs pile up by the dozens. My mailman hates
me. 2 Walls Webzine, as a collective group of music writers,
receives over 50 press kits a month. We can’t possible
do more than make good on our promise of giving each CD
a “fair listen.” The accompanying press materials
usually end up in the trash.
Do me, yourself, my mailman, your wallet and the environment
a favor – stopping killing trees with pages and
pages of information that will most likely go unread and
end up in the trash. Send me your CD with a brief note
and provide all of your information on your website in
an easy-to-find format.
Tip #3: Persistence (can be annoying)
I can only speak for myself when I say, persistence can
be annoying. Following up on your press package is fine.
Sure, drop me note, ask me if I received your package.
I’ll usually respond to these first inquiries. But
sending an email every couple of weeks, asking what I
thought of your CD, or even more presumptuous, asking
when the “review” is going to be posted, is
downright annoying. I know your world revolves around
your band and your CD, but mine doesn’t. I’ve
got my own world to worry about. If I like your music,
I’ll write about it. If I don’t, I’ll
send it to another writer in our group. That’s the
best I can do.
Tip #4: Your website
If you don’t have a website for yourself or your
band, then you’re not serious about promoting yourself.
Whereas I don’t pay much attention to printed press
materials clogging my mailbox, I do spend a good amount
of time checking out artist websites for more information.
Which is why I don’t feel guilty tossing out the
pages of printed materials – because I know most
of it can be found on the band’s website, when I
need to find it.
I usually check out a band’s website when I’m
interested, or semi-interested in the music. If the music
piques my interests, I’ll go look for some biographical
info. (Where are they from? Are they playing any shows
nearby? Do they have an interesting story?)
A poorly designed site doesn’t necessarily discourage
me from writing a review, but if I can’t find the
information I’m looking for, it can hinder my progress.
Sites designed in Flash are always impressive, but not
necessarily informative. And those sites with the 30-second
Flash intro, get a bit annoying during the 3rd or 4th
time around.
Tip #5: Your Internet presence
If a Google search of your band's name only retrives your
own website, then you're not trying hard enough.
Aside from your website, the Internet can be your biggest
method of promotion – and it shouldn't cost you
a dime. Music message boards are the lifeblood of many
professional indie artists. Fans exchange reviews, news,
information, tour dates, and a general buzz about their
favorite underground artists.
Start your own message board and get your friends to talk
about your shows and your music. Go to other indie band
message boards (preferably bands that are similar to yours
and more popular) and name drop your band as a similar
band people should check out.
As a reviewer, a band's internet presense doesn't really
change whether I like the music or not. But when I come
across a new artist that I like, I always check out their
web presense and see what kind of buzz (if any) they have.
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This
is my perspective on the art of artist promotion –
from the recipient’s point-of-view. I can’t
speak for other webzine publishers or record labels or
radio stations. Perhaps there are people out there that
read every piece of printed promotional material sent
to them. Maybe they are influenced by the-squeaky-door-gets-the-oil
theory, and help push those bands that harass them the
most. For me, it’s purely about the music. Once
the music impresses me, then I'll pursue the incidentals
like website and internet buzz.
I know artists put a lot of hard work into what they do,
and marketing and promotion is an important part of getting
their name in front of people’s eyes, and hopefully,
their music into people’s ears. But one thing I’ve
learned over the short time I’ve been doing this
– never judge a CD by its cover – or by the
mountains of promo material that comes with it.
(Michael
Walls is a volunteer staff writer for 2 Walls Webzine
and is considering investing in a paper shredder.)
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