( 11:42 PM )
Welcome to Bullshit or Not!
KISS historians have documented that back in the late-1970's Anton Fig secretly replaced drummer Peter Criss who was recovering from a serious auto accident. No one ever knew.
Now reports have recently surfaced indicating that during the entire 1977 KISS Alive II tour, Don Rickles secretly replaced Paul Stanley.
So, is this Bullshit or Not?
The answer is Bullshit!
What actually happened was that Cher (then dating Gene Simmons) replaced Paul Stanley who had taken a few months off to sleep with the thousands of KISS groupies that had piled up. That same year in a drunken stupor, Ace Frehley once drove a Porsche out of an airplane in mid-flight, threw a TV set out of the car, and then somehow landed safely in Hugh Hefner's swimming pool. Miraculously he only suffered facial scarring. Hey just check out Ace's complexion if you think I'm kidding. 
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( 7:09 PM )
The following letter was found on the cold steps of McKinley Hall:
Dear Lisa,
Got my noisy muff fixed good today, and man that puppy purrs like a kitten. My car I mean. Have you seen that lost cat that was found after it wandered off and then picked up by those confused people? Answer me bitch! Whoa sorry, are you having the same weird reaction to those experimental mood-altering pills we got for free from Enrique? Hey I’m playing bass with a new band called—uh, well we can’t decide between Myopic Cyclops and Power Smasher. Personally, I dig Funk Bucket even though it doesn’t fit our frail & delicate Celtic sound.
Fly to the Rainbow,
Kristin
Song of the Day:
“Wave of Mutilation” Pixies 1989
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( 11:29 PM )
The following letter was found strewn on the steps of McKinley Hall:
Dear Lisa,
I’ve decided to stop cutting my fingernails until the NHL lockout is over. Ooh boy, do I miss hockey. Long sticks, hot hard pucks, and big wet nets. Um, say that reminds me, I’m going to need my Youngblood tape back. OMG did you hear about that tsunami? And that the cafeteria is changing its hours again? And that Alias is on a new night? I don’t know about you, but lately I can't stop thinking about ancient mathematics and wondering where people went to the bathroom in the old west.
I’ll meet you down at the big yellow joint,
Kristin
Song of the Day:
“Keep It Warm” Flo & Eddie 1976
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( 1:03 AM )
The following letter was found on the soggy steps of McKinley Hall:
Dear Lisa,
I’m convinced that all the squirrels around here are lesbian squirrels. They're afraid of the trees and most of them are wearing paisley do-rags. Hey, guess what? No sooner do I get over my bee allergy do I discover I’m allergic to beaded decorative belts. Something about if I swallow the cheap plastic rhinestones, my hands and feet will swell up like grapefruits. Oh yeah, I’m apparently also allergic to electric wall sockets. Don’t worry, my uncontrollable drooling should stop in time for our American Idol tryouts!
Oh Baby,
Yooou! You got what I neeed!
But you say he’s just a friend!
Kristin
Song of the Day:
“Spoiled Brats From Malibu” Surf Punks 1982
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