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Offers that Regis Philbin turned down last year
Cameo in a snuff film.
Host of the Second Annual Cancer Joke-a-Thon: 24 Hours of Cancer Jokes by America’s Wildest Young Comedians.
Opening act for Seals and Croft.
Have his head severed and cryogenically frozen while his body is harvested for viable organs.
Grand Marshall of the American Nazi Party’s Parade of Jew-Haters and Classic Cars.
Mow my lawn for ten dollars.
Guest spot on “According to Jim.”
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