( 9:45 PM )
The following handwritten letter was recently discovered on the leaf-covered marble steps of McKinley Hall:
Dear Lisa,
Any idea why Mark Foley isn’t returning my inappropriate nude emails? What’s he suddenly gay or something? Hey remember last week when you were cleaning off the gerbil, you said I should get off my keister and do something constructive with my butt? Well, guess what? I’m going to be on Extreme Makeover--Ass-Bleaching Edition! No more dark circles here girl! Got a sweet deal on a cell phone too--only thing is I have to wear a 4 ft. tall mobile cell tower antenna on my head all the time. It’s kind of a headache constantly bumping into low-hanging light fixtures and goring people when I bend over, but I geez, I save like 25% on my out-of-state roaming charges, so that’s cool.
Weird, how come evergreens don’t lose their leaves every year?
Kristin
Song of the Day:
“Humans Are Dead” Flight of the Conchords 200? (it rules, thanks Brian!)
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