( 11:30 PM )
The following handwritten letter was recently discovered in the lobby of McKinley Hall:
Dear Lisa,
Season’s greetings from a locked Klotsky’s department store display window! I’m in the first hour of 24 straight hours listening exclusively to “Christmas Cookies” by The Oak Ridge Boys over and over for charity. Honk if you love lending a helping hand to support bra-fitting clinics! Hey my gym’s got a new class called Baseball Victory: The Celebratory Man-Pile Workout--we take field positions, throw one pitch, pretend that we just won, then go crazy throwing our gloves in the air and running around screaming until falling all over each other on the pitcher’s mound. Oh yeah, Dr. Cousteau said feeding is a big problem if I get those breast implants with live goldfish in them, particularly for a sea mammal that occasionally sleeps on a bed of nails.
Sugar, this song is like, already giving me tummy ache..
Kristin
Song of the Day:
“For Whom the Bell Tolls” 40 Rod Lightning
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